When Aliens Found Out Why Human Ships Carry No Medical Bay | HFY Story

When Aliens Found Out Why Human Ships Carry No Medical Bay | HFY Story

Discover the hilarious sci-fi tale that explores what happens when the galaxy's most advanced civilizations realize something shocking about humans: our ships don't have medical bays. Not because we can't build them, but because we simply don't need them.

Follow the increasingly bewildered alien inspection teams as they encounter human spacecraft with nothing more than basic first aid kits and discover that humans possess extraordinary natural healing abilities that defy conventional medical science. Watch as sophisticated alien medical professionals have existential crises when they witness humans casually "walking off" injuries that would be fatal to other species.

This story chronicles the galaxy's growing realization that human biology operates on principles that make their trillion-credit medical facilities seem redundant and overcomplicated. Experience the mounting confusion of alien researchers as they document humans treating radiation exposure like minor sunburn, repairing their own genetic damage, and seemingly refusing to acknowledge the concept of mortality itself.

From "The Incident That Broke Medical Science" to "The Lazarus Protocol," witness humanity's casual disregard for biological limitations that other species consider absolute. Learn why the galaxy eventually creates a new medical protocol for humans: provide basic supplies, offer coffee, and simply stay out of the way while human bodies perform what other species consider medical miracles.

Perfect for fans of "Humans are Space Orcs" stories, this tale combines humor with a celebration of humanity's remarkable resilience from an alien perspective. It's a testament to our species' incredible healing capabilities and the bewilderment they would cause to advanced alien civilizations who might come to see our natural biology as more impressive than their most sophisticated medical technology.

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