Welcome to the Helldivers (Parody of Welcome to the Internet)

FOR DEMOCRACY!

The original song is Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham, I reused the instrumentals and wrote the lyrics of this parody myself.

Lyrics:
Welcome to democracy
Our way of life
If you stay on super earth the bugs might eat your wife!
There's no need to panic, you're free to decide
Don't you want to be like all those heroes who died?

Welcome to the helldivers
Get inside your pods
No one will survive - but trust me, you can beat those odds!
Grab samples, press arrows, shoot things with your gun
Get inside the pelican and that's how it's done

Welcome to the helldivers
Super Earth's elite
Whether f*scist bugs or c*mmie bots, we never shall retreat
There's napalm, and lasers, and really big bombs
We'll need them all to take back robot Vietnam

Welcome to the helldivers
Watch out for that hulk
And beware the guys with shoulders cause their rockets come in bulk
We're diving through fire, we're running through hail
If that eye of Sauron sees you - Oh, mission failed

Welcome to the helldivers
here's a group of grunts
I've got stalkers jumping on my ass, I really hate those cu- unning little bastards :))
I just found their base,
Would have killed it but impalers sent me to space

Here's a major order,
Spread the borders of our soil
Get your quasar cannon out, it’s time to spill some fucking oil!
Kill a titan, don't be frightened,
Shoot some bugs and you'll fit right in
They'll stop bitin' once you liberate the nests in which they're hidin'
Here's the mission terminal, the bots will come in waves
Maybe you should call an orbital and send them to their graves
Get Eagle One to help you, she is just the best
Just drop the beam right on your team and she will do the rest

Can I interest you in liberty, all of the time?
Spreading some democracy, all of the time?
Empathy is treason, hesitation is a crime
When our foes are unintelligent (most of the time)

Yes, their sentience is debatable, don't overthink
Pull the trigger to survive, don't even blink
Meridia is expendable, we need to hold the line
And the ministry of truth just said everything’s fine