@aganaom1712
"they took the top 1% of all the grunts they had, consolidated them into one unit, taught them how to jump out of fuckin airplanes and then pointed them at some shit they didn't like and said 'Get rid of it. I dont care how.' "
@preknife
The army's sharpest blunt instrument
@MaiBergina
I didn't know Matthew McConaughey was Ex-Special Forces. Alright, alright, alright... "I love war. I keep getting older, but it stays the same" -This guy in my head
@rodneywilson9192
I heard a SF guy describe the difference between SF and Rangers like this. If you tell a Ranger, “get to that point 5 miles away as fast as you can”. The Ranger would grab the biggest ruck he could find and take off running. An SF Operator would look around and grab a truck.
@snugglecity3500
Rangers: for when the army needs a marine
@shockwavegaming5907
Wish I had more military friends, they are all such amazing people to be around
@sados6497
I have never before, in my 22 years of life, heard the phrase, they can unroll ball bearings. This is my new favorite phrase
@jessicadavenport2808
A DUMP TRUCK FULL OF SLEDGE HAMMERS! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@samuraidriver4x4
I thought that a ranger breaks one ball bearing and the other one would be pregnant before he crossed the street.🤔
@milldawgj9598
That’s an old Marine Corps joke.
@thelogicalcaveman9139
They sound like grunt marines when they get board haha 😆.
@oteliadavid7507
I watched this twice and it still hits!
@austin_bennett
I feel like he just described the marines, the army reversed engineered marines 😂
@donut6429
I watched this like five times because I choked on my coffee😂
@kon-lun-os-kuh-pee571
Rangers lead the way!
@Sub-Zero-C6Z06
Ranger school- 62 days BUDSand SQT-56 weeks. That's what we call a no comparison.
@longwingdetrain3183
Rangers are just Marines from the sky.
@MoonshineMerc
I hate the service vs service questions. In most cases they are apples and oranges. They each excel at their roles but their roles are not the same.
@Stevesoutdoorcooking
I heard a very similar joke about 3 trades and an aptitude test with 3 metal balls. The last trade didn’t know what to do with the metals balls but they lost one, broke one and stole the other one.
@jerichohill487