@courtneycuellar3536

“this phil trash no. 1 allegation” my brother in christ you created the allegation ‼️

@boridomolki

dan, out of nowhere: we are companions through life, like actual soulmates
dan, when asked to compliment phil three times: i rather lose the game

@keeganmc

dan referring to Phil trash #1 as an “allegation” as if it wasn’t literally him who said it lmaoooo

@hyacinthocat

"Is it stalking when I was just subscribed to a youtuber?" Me when I lie

@hiimmav

them making fun of us like 'OoOOoOo they're sharing clothes!1!1' as if they are not currently playing the Ultimate Date Night Game

@UnBesoDeCristal

"Posh and annoying" "Dan gives me the ick on a daily basis" the bond is so strong because I'd be on the floor crying and throwing up after these 2 back to back burns

@lookslikefairytale

not dan trying to say he was „simply subscribed“ to phil‘s youtube channel, who are you trying to play here 😭

@Charmynox

"is it stalking to simply be subscribed to a youtuber" - the man who 'subscribed to a youtuber' so hard that he now lives in that youtuber's house

@viennesewaffle9555

the question: what pet names do you have for each other 
phil, immediately: rat

@clementinekitten8305

i dont think that mr. daniel "publicly and shamelessly tweeted at phil hoping to be noticed right after he turned legal age" howell gets to say he was "simply subscribed". keep that card. it read you.

@palomatorres6080

dan’s quiet moment of realization after the “stalking your partner on social media” card was read out loud is sending me

@martinezti

cute little game for loving couples for a date night 🥰 
dan & phil: punching biting insulting fighting threatening and screaming at each other for one point

@graciesamol

“Are we finally going to get over this Phil Trash #1 allegation?” 

Girl, YOU made the allegation!?!

@xXAlexOrWhateverXx

I’m glad I’m at the point where I see a title like this and think “oh, what board game are they playing today” instead of foaming at the mouth like a parasocial, closeted, goblin.

@luca8141

dnp working hard on the tour but harder on the clickbait, mad respect

@little_flower_vagabond

Phil in this red shirt gives, “safe person to sit with when you’ve lost your friends at the gay bar”, and I will not be elaborating. 
It’s a whole lewk.

@theaceofspades1860

5:30 the fact that I saw this story post and went “yeah that’s normal” before I even saw this video

@skcch1796

dan saying he wants to beat the phil trash nr 1 "allegation" at the start and then immediately going "number one, you could NEVER!" when he wins 😭

@candyhyojung1860

love that "pet names" for them are just straight up insults

@emeline_4

"I'm sure it'll be great to play with your best buddy as well"
"Phil said no homo, ok"
lmao