@aglstars
“When I go, bury me with my Amazon package.” iconic
@gianneemirarivera7833
dan is very witty in a more practical and realistic way, but phil is very strategic and smart because he's so imaginative and uses anything to get out of the situation. i love it, two different brains
@clarezammit3228
Can we just appreciate Dan's hoop earrings because they are oN pOiNt.
@winsomejester
If Dan drank a shrinking potion he’d be normal person size
@saranicole5898
“You ruined Steven’s birthday. It was his first probing, and you ruined it.”
@eliek.5611
Phil: "I'm a fragrant lad..." 😂😂😂
@jamiejo2000
Dan’s better at picking reasonable answers BUT Phil’s better at bullshitting to make his answer make sense lol
@JustaPhan
Phil: "There's a bunch of grannies going to Bingo Island who can knit the snakes together for us!" Dan: "I'LL hAve A fErreT ShAg THeM aLL tO deAth!"
@kennaisnotanalien8248
During Interactive Introvers, Dan and Phil will.... go to the arctic circle, hang out with penguins, have some margaritas, and have a good time
@lillibellehanes5836
Q: What would you do if you were gonna get probed? Dan: I would wear tight clothing Phil: I would shit all over their spaceship :)
@beckygoestogigs
Dan definitely won with the 1D card
@katelyn13579
Dan is right about the 1D fandom tbh
@5tarshaped
”WHY WOULD THEY WANT THE CORPSE OF YOUR HUSBAND?!” Daniel Howell 2k18
@JustaPhan
So Phil said he'd be Rose in the Titanic movie? I can imagine how that'd go... Jack: "Look for something floating. Some debris... wood... anything." Phil: "Jack, I found something! Come on my ladydoor!"
@lamedragon3323
"They're One Direction fandom; they'd just find out." I confirm
@JustaPhan
wow if the shade were any thicker I could've sliced it with a knife LMAO
@nevershoutemma3637
Honestly Dan's interpretation of the 1D fandom is valid
@Lionhearted626
I thought dan had it with the skinny jeans and phil totally swept it away.
@Charmynox
Phil, you are using the knitting needles and wool incorrectly. You're supposed to knit all the snakes a little sweater and then the danger noodles will be warm and happy and not bother anyone.
@mimiHTcat