@the10000thspoon
that little girl saw a whole ass crocodile and was completely unfazed just said "hi crocodile" as if she swims by em every day
@HawkOni
I love the implications of saying the crocodile “murdered” those people instead of “killed”. Croc is to be held accountable in a court of law
@TheLarBear94
Jack sounds like he might be from America, The UK, Australia, and South Africa. Like he just lived in each place for a week.
@rsg1933
i love how this movie is basically just a low-budget, croc version of jaws
@jklroxmysox111
The fact that the croc seamlessly moves between fresh water, the ocean, and a chlorinated swimming pool is my favorite part.
@S0P-529
The crocodile did NOT want to see that guy in a while
@DaemonMunkir
the fact that baby crocs DO sound like lasers is my favorite thing
@aleenawaqar909
one month since this video came out and I'm still upset danny didn't say “my bones are getting squishy” at 7:08
@extract3959
“Not until I’ve had my morning coffee!” Daniel clearly has entirely completed the transformation process of becoming a father.
@raininess
Wait, they set the croc up as "the most sexually aggressive of all reptiles" early on and then the croc is NOT at the strip club? What were the writers thinking?
@theflickchick9850
Movie: Croc Characters: talk about crocodiles Danny: Alligator
@shelbybunny
10:33 fun fact: thats just what baby crocs sound like
@grimdarkmalarkey5402
Fun archosaur fact! Crocodiles, along with alligators, caimans, and gharials, are great parents!!! They'll bury their eggs and then guard that nest until they hatch! And once the babies do hatch, the mother (and sometimes the father) will watch over them for a couple of years! They'll let the babies climb on them and even carry them in their mouth! Also, baby gators sound like star wars blasters!!! So if you hear one going off in the middle of a swamp, you better get the heck outta there before an angry parent swims over and rearranges your soon to be corpse. Also, alligators can climb fences. Like, they can just straight-up scale them. EDIT: I have learned a pretty important archosaur fact from the comments! I inaccurately stated that you should zigzag when running away from a hangry primordial swamp beast, but that's apparently not what you're supposed to do! So don't do that.
@bluetongueskink3027
Im a zoologist! baby crocs do actually sound like that sometimes, but only when they're specifically calling for their mum :) making that sound there as a distress call doesn't make any sense :) iirc it's mostly cuban crocodiles (not saltwater crocs) who make that noise, and it's generally an excited 'omg mum is giving us food' sound, or a 'hey mum where are you' but it's not a distress call. the baby crocs in the footage are the wrong species as well
@evechabot7092
I can't believe Danny didn't comment on the hilarious 'pretend to be making out by moving your arms around your back' move at 6:46 , major elementary school throwback
@demeter-the-great
> person dies > police investigate > how is the chamber of commerce going to react?
@lilyjade493
I was an extra in a low budget horror movie a few weeks ago. It was a funeral scene and we were told to converse amongst ourselves about the dead guy, who hung himself. It was me and this old lady standing in this cemetery saying the same “it’s just so tragic” and “his poor family” for like 5 takes it was hilarious honestly
@trevor_r
14:35 is so funny because the actors were clearly told "your friend just died and you're mourning him" meanwhile he's still screaming and being dragged away for another couple minutes
@SpartanXVII
It “took” a kid. Pretty sure it ate the whole kid in one bite. There’s no dastardly crocodile somewhere holding a child in chains somewhere in his undersea basement.
@Danny-Gonzalez